get it? presents?
This holiday season, we’ve decided to make it all about us. You’ve got finals? Fail ‘em! You’ve got a family? Leave ‘em! You’ve got a small boy living in your home who can only be saved by the largest prize turkey you can find in a shop window on Christmas Day? Goodbye, Timmy! We’re doing some improv!
After a careful reflection upon the words we just wrote, we have decided that our previous message “goes against the holiday spirit.” In lieu of a self-indulgent, lavish, tone-deaf comedy show, we will be hosting a self-indulgent, lavish, tone-deaf comedy show that supports NNEMAP Food Bank! Instead of our usual $5 admission fee, we encourage you to bring along one of the items from the following lists:
Cash donations are still accepted ($5 admission) and will go to the food bank! But you may want to save your cash, since… you see, we had to be a little vain…
Throughout the week, we will be running a series of auctions for signed prints of 8th Floor members. Each print is one of one, exclusive, and entirely for charity! We will have a new item up here each day leading up to the show, and we will auction off the last few LIVE at the show. We may even have a couple of livestream exclusives.
Oh, what’s that? Obviously, we had to watermark them. We’re cheap, but we ain’t free!
And they’ll all be signed by the folks in them. Isn’t that special?
Well, ‘nuff said! We’ll toss an auction link up on this page once we’ve announced our first print. See you at the show!